~ Phfriday Phfunny ~

A Japanese diplomat was the guest at a dinner party in New York. When the meal was over, the men withdrew to the lounge for coffee, brandy and cigars — but the guest remained with the women.
“Aren’t you going with the gentlemen?” asked the hostess.
“No madam,” he said, “I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, and I don’t swear.” He sighed,






























“But then ... I’m not a Christian.”