AM I GAY?
Here's why I think I am NOT gay:
1. I have been an active, practicing hetrosexual for nigh onto 57 years.
2. I was a carpenter for 35 years.
3. I wear plaid flannel shirts and construction boots on a daily basis; not because it is an outfit...those are just the clothes that I have..
4. I am currently in a healthy relationship with a wonderful woman.
5. I don't care if I'm dirty.
6. I smoke, drink whiskey, swear and play poker.
7. I work on my '53 Chevy.
8. I am quite comfortable running my chainsaw all day.
9. I identify with the male figures in The Godfather.
10. I burp, fart, scratch and pick my nose...unabashedly.
Here's why I think I AM gay:
1. I make my bed every day.
2. I will watch My Fair Lady ANYTIME....and sing along.
3. I appreciate a well-set table.
4. I actually enjoy ironing.
5. I think Barbra Streisand (circa Funny Girl) is cool.
6. I like to hang pictures on the wall...correctly.
7. I could have danced all night.
8. I care about window dressings.
9. I think kittens and bunnies are "too coot".
10. I favor napkin rings.
so...
Am I gay?
You be the judge.
(win Free Hotdog and a ride on Whispy, my albino moose, with right answer!)
12 comments:
You float about the kitchen rather well too.
Remember Bill, gay boy to Will in Boise? He was a carpenter too. He even put a 16 penny nail through his knee which helps show his stupid manly side.
So your probably mostly gay with real strong overtones of not gay, which helps to supress your true gayness.
That's what I think.
"His 16 penny nail" is that gay code talk like tapping your foot under the stall like Republicans do?
I think you are UNIQUE in a world of be-the-sames. People want to befriend you, people want to be you, people want to wring your neck at time :)
I think you are not gay, not that there is anything wrong with that, because you are my hurley burley Brother man.
I think you might be gay because you also like Paint Your Wagon and other musicals and the sight of Micky-T in a moomoo probably secretly makes you weak in the knees.
A Gay man would NOT have survived a car break-down in The South Bronx.
A straight man would NOT include the words "Hotdog" and "ride" in the same sentence. I dunno...I shall ponder, pensively.
i think you are half woman/half man...and that works for me because i'm half man/half woman...though i must say that your battle to get me more in touch with my woman side is very amusing... i love following around your man side...it puts me in a woman bliss :]
p.s. i don't need to win the hot dog because...i have you:]
welcome back ☺
Can I be Judge Judy?
Does the jury have a verdict?
We do, your honor.
We the jury, in the trial of Phfrankeee Bondo vs. Phfrankeee Bondo, find the defendant...
...Not Gay !
I could write a blog very very similar to this - in fact I think most real straight men should be able to embrace both their macho-side and their sensitive side! But if you start acting too worried about whether or not you are gay, then that itself is kinda gay haha...
So what is the Verdict????
Only you can wear the Shoe
You know drag queens wear plaid, right?
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