Carved Wooden Box: Hey Scallop Shell Box…what the hell just happened?
Scallop Shell Box: Dude! I don’t know, but Blue Lighter just got whacked! Look at him!
Carved Wooden Box: Tell me about it! That white goop is touching me!
Male Figurine With Rocks: Hey! Some of that stuff got on me, too!
Female Figurine With Rock: Oh, Jerome…don’t be such a sissy. It’ll wash off. Look at poor Blue Lighter!
Blue Lighter: Help!...can’t breathe!..can’t move!...somebody…
Naked Prancing Hippie Family: Sorry. No can do. Gotta Run! Off to the Nudist Beach!
Big Cylindrical Green Thing: I see nothink!
Carved Wooden Box: I never liked Blue Lighter anyway. Now I gotta deal with this white goop on my corner. What am I gonna do?
Female Figurine With Rock: What am I, surrounded by weaklings? Jerome, push Carved Wooden Box away from Blue Lighter.
Male Figurine With Rocks: No way! Carved Wooden Box is a punk!
Scallop Shell Box: Will you people quit?! Blue Lighter needs us! Hey…Naked Prancing Hippie Family…get over here! We need some help!
Naked Prancing Hippie Family: Bummer, dude...surf's up!… 420 and all that!
Blue Lighter: ...light fading…can’t…breathe…tell Pipe I always loved her…..
Scallop Shell Box: We’re losing him!
Carved Wooden Box: Good riddance!
Big Cylindrical Green Thing: I see nothink!
Male Figurine With Rocks: This goop is itchy.
Female Figurine With Rock: Jerome, I’ve just about had it with you.
Scallop Shell Box: I’m finding a new table. You people make me sick.
Naked Prancing Hippie Family: C’mon over to the Nudist Beach!
3 comments:
We know what you did before you went to bed.
Looks like a big bird turd.
This just made my head hurt...is that a bad thing?
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