What did you think I found on the shore of Lake Camanche?
A. The carcass of a Dodo bird.
B. A red-headed stepchild.
C. A kyak.
D. William Shatner's wallet.
How many eggs did you think I get from my girls everyday?
A. Plenty.
B. An omlette's worth.
C. So many that they haven't invented the number yet.
D. Pi times the radius squared.
What vegetables did you think I will plant in my winter garden?
A. The green kind.
B. The meat flavored kind.
C. The cheapest I can find.
D. Ketchup.
How many moose does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One, with agile antlers.
B. The smartest one in the flock.
C. Bobby, onnacounta he's gifted that way.
D. Seven, as the number seven is lucky in the moose universe.
How many loaves of bread did you think I have made in my new breadmaker?
A. Two: a marble rye and a sourdough baguette.
B. One: A quick-rise white.
C: Twenty-Seven: Two delicious loaves and 25 failures.
D. Two: one reg. and one deluxe (jalapeno, cheese and onion).
A. The carcass of a Dodo bird.
B. A red-headed stepchild.
C. A kyak.
D. William Shatner's wallet.
How many eggs did you think I get from my girls everyday?
A. Plenty.
B. An omlette's worth.
C. So many that they haven't invented the number yet.
D. Pi times the radius squared.
What vegetables did you think I will plant in my winter garden?
A. The green kind.
B. The meat flavored kind.
C. The cheapest I can find.
D. Ketchup.
How many moose does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One, with agile antlers.
B. The smartest one in the flock.
C. Bobby, onnacounta he's gifted that way.
D. Seven, as the number seven is lucky in the moose universe.
How many loaves of bread did you think I have made in my new breadmaker?
A. Two: a marble rye and a sourdough baguette.
B. One: A quick-rise white.
C: Twenty-Seven: Two delicious loaves and 25 failures.
D. Two: one reg. and one deluxe (jalapeno, cheese and onion).
7 comments:
...Lake Comanche?
Wasn't that a cool picture of me in Bill's wallet?
...eggs...?
A. Plenty; because I like that answer :)
...garden?
A. The green kind; because I am all about GREEN.
...lightbulb?
C. Bobby, onnacounta he's gifted that way; because everyone knows Bobby is God's favorite.
...breadmaker?
A. Two: a margle rye and a sourdough baguette; because it sounds right :)
Bills Walter
Pawlenty(oops! those would be Schneider eggs!)
Cheapest(hey, veggies are expensive!)
Bobby, of course
D.
(oh sure, I coulda voted for Margle, but then my agenda wouldn't be hidden!)
I don't want to answer questions today.
Mic's on his period
Ha ha ha ha ha to you know who!
1) C
2) B
3) C
4) D
5) D
send the hot dog I won to the house please
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