Sunday

~ The Salami And French Bread Song ~


I don't need Mommy
And I'm not a Commie
Just send me a salami
And a chunk o' bread.

Don't call me Tommy
And forget pastrami
Just send me a salami
And a chunk o' bread

The loaf I long for has a heel like rock
The loaf I dream of could fit in a sock
The loaf I'm talkin' 'bout is soft inside
But that don't matter
No, that don't matter
'cause I'm rippin' it out!
Yeah, rippin' it out!

Now if you saw me

In some place balmy
Would you send me a salami
And a chunk o' bread?

If I'm cold just thaw me
or burn some origami
Just send me a salami
And a chunk o'bread!

The End.

3 comments:

Dice Mardell said...

yes. yes. and yes.

and a brick of Jack
and a glass o' red


oh, mommy...

neux said...

wahooo!

Ken said...

Now that you mention it....


I WANT SALAMI!!!!!!!

and I WANT FRENCH BREAD!!!!!!

and...can I get some JACK with that?