Why it's good to name your dog Ringo:


Because no one will forget the name, ever.

Because John, Paul or George are just stoopid names for a dog.

Because Ringo rhymes with Bingo, which is what every other pet that you have should be named.

Because drummers rule.

Because the One and True Ringo would be honored, which is a good thing.

Because if you named your dog Glenn Beck, I would have to kill you.

Because Al Gore's dog is named Ringo.

Because you could go around singing, "R. I. N. G. O...and Ringo was his name-o."

Because Lorne Green started it.

Because Pete Best is just a stoopid name for a dog.

But mostly because Ringo is just a cool, bitchin', swell, wicked, supercalifragilistic name for a dog.