Guisseppi Bologna
Tubular Meat Enterprises
74628 Montclair Ave
Embarrass, MN 10497
January 25, 2010
Dixie rasmussen-Hunt
January 25, 2010
Dixie rasmussen-Hunt
Fiddlestix, Inc.
327 Osso Bucco Lane
Dryden, WA 98834
Dear Ms. Rassmussen-Hunt:
Dear Ms. Rassmussen-Hunt:
It has come to our attention that you, or someone that looks like you, has been singing Dave Clark Five songs in the ladies room at the Zombie Hut while tossing our sausages in the air and attempting to catch them with slotted spoons.
While this may be great sport in the cosmopolital reaches of Eastern Washington, it is frownned upon by those of us in the civilized frontier and we have no choice but to insist that you stop this activity immediately or else we will tell President Obama on you.
You will not have beer with Joe Biden and the President in the Rose Garden.
While this may be great sport in the cosmopolital reaches of Eastern Washington, it is frownned upon by those of us in the civilized frontier and we have no choice but to insist that you stop this activity immediately or else we will tell President Obama on you.
You will not have beer with Joe Biden and the President in the Rose Garden.
6 comments:
Dryden is 98821...she'll never get the letter!
I think the "slotted spoon" was a nice touch.
Old news....got anything new?
HA! a simply lovely read. great selection of words all put together.
I wish I could use cosmopolital in a sentence.
frowned with two ens? is that your final answer?
I thought that overall it was a swell post. I especially liked tubular meat, however I question the words being shown on the public internets. It might be a good name for a band.
Disregard Kens comment.
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