Wednesday

Guisseppi Bologna

Tubular Meat Enterprises

74628 Montclair Ave

Embarrass, MN 10497


January 25, 2010



Dixie rasmussen-Hunt

Fiddlestix, Inc.

327 Osso Bucco Lane

Dryden, WA 98834


Dear Ms. Rassmussen-Hunt:



It has come to our attention that you, or someone that looks like you, has been singing Dave Clark Five songs in the ladies room at the Zombie Hut while tossing our sausages in the air and attempting to catch them with slotted spoons.

While this may be great sport in the cosmopolital reaches of Eastern Washington, it is frownned upon by those of us in the civilized frontier and we have no choice but to insist that you stop this activity immediately or else we will tell President Obama on you.

You will not have beer with Joe Biden and the President in the Rose Garden.


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dryden is 98821...she'll never get the letter!

Lu' said...

I think the "slotted spoon" was a nice touch.

Ken said...

Old news....got anything new?

Dice Mardell said...

HA! a simply lovely read. great selection of words all put together.
I wish I could use cosmopolital in a sentence.

frowned with two ens? is that your final answer?

Reggie Hunnicutt said...

I thought that overall it was a swell post. I especially liked tubular meat, however I question the words being shown on the public internets. It might be a good name for a band.

Disregard Kens comment.

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