Good Morning Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea:
Flash!
We have just gotten word here at the studio that one
Andrew Q.Panda, of
Walla Walla Washington, has been reportedly seen in the company of Daisy Duck which, in and of itself, is no big deal, were it not for the fact that Daisy's boyfriend, the indomitable Donald, late of Hollywood fame, has also been reportedly seen at Rocky's Bow and Arrow Emporium, and he did not appear happy, which, in and of itself, is not a big deal, were it not for the fact that you KNOW how angry Donald Can get, and all we can say here in the studio is, "Duck, Andy!"
That is all.
1 comment:
I can see the headline in the Walla Walla union bulletin:
Duck arrows Panda in rage over Daisy in Fort Walla Walla Park. Panda dies with head in pik-a-nik basket. Distraught Daisy must be rescued from pond where she is found frantically paddling in circles quacking, "quaaaaak mammie, quaaaak mammie. Mr Duck's comment after arrest was &%#*%!?&!#*^!
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