His name is RINGO, for God's sake.
He plays his drum kit like an instrument.
Because he quit the Beatles but came back when they were nice to him.
After Al Gore invented drums, he chose Ringo to play them.
He utilizes the high hat with grace and style.
He wiggles his head when he plays.
Abbey Road....'nuff said.
Ted Nugent has a poster of Ringo in his taxidermy room.
Every drummer since 1963 has secretly wanted to be him.
When you listen to Beatle records, you can listen to just the drums and be fully entertained.
Glen Beck hates him.
Because he would like to have a yellow submarine and live in an octopus's garden.
His frickin' name is RINGO.
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....and of course he rhymes with Bingo.
...and Mingo
.....and dingo
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