Wouldn't It Be Kooky If:

Giraffes were all small like in that comercial?

Smoking was good for you, like they all believed in 1939?

Moose could sing Beatles songs?

All that glitters was, in fact, gold?

Al Gore was lying, all this time?

The world was really flat, like those old-tyme bastards thought?

Hippies owned all the mini-marts, instead of Hindus?

The sun was a cold thing, shooting rays of ice at us instead of heat? Huh?

Ken and Vic sailed to my house BECAUSE THEY CAN?

A six really turned out to be a nine?

Sal Mineo was my long lost uncle?

Gloves had shoelaces, like shoes? Wouldn't it?

The music was free?