Listen...I know you don't want a Free Hotdog.
So how about this? The best caption, as chosen by our judges, wins a Hotdog That Costs Five Bucks!!
Better, am I right?
The Judging Panel is comprised of the following dignitaries:
Gary Busey
Diamond Jim Brady
Sal Mineo's Mom
Ed "Too Tall" Jones
Lady Goo Goo
7 comments:
Bullwinkle: "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a baby out of my butt!" Rocky: "Again?" Bullwinkle: "Nothing up my sleeve... Presto! ...
Peek o' butt boy blues.
May I make a suggestion? I know it is your contest and your blog but might the prize money be used to purchase a chicken for the next visitor to the Shack? That way say if me and Mic were to come and sleep on the lawn our bellies would be full of a prepaid chicken spun by the fire hosted by a contest winner. Or...you could get a live chicken and share eggs for breakfast. You can get a mighty fine laying hen for $5 on Craig's list.
I don't know WHERE my head's been...but it sure smells good OUT!
wReg: He "needs" chickens at the Shack. I mean, can't you just imagane a band named,
"Chickens At The Shack"
They'd go platinum in a week!
LOL at comment by Dice :O
I have heard of hemorrhoids, but never hemorrboys
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